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Verschiedenes auf Englisch




This is America. The land of the stupid measurements. Where there's 12 inches to a foot, 3 feet to a yard, 1760 yards to the mile, 16 ounces to a pound, 2000 pounds to the short ton and getting 543816 votes more than your opponent means you lose an election.
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Personally I would consider it a bug if a file can be retrieved after 'rm'. After all, do you want an 'untoast' button on your toaster?
Frank van Maarseveen


vi has two modes: the one in which it beeps and the one in which it doesn't.
Alan Cox


Never argue with an idiot - they drag you down to their level and beat you with experience


Smith & Wesson - the original point & click device.


Heaven
is where the police are British, the cooks french, the mechanics German, the lovers Italian, and it is all organized by the Swiss.

Hell
is where the cooks are british, the mechanics French, the lovers Swiss, the police German, and it's all organized by the Italian.



Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.


What's the purpose of the propeller?
To keep the pilot cool ... if you don't think so, just stop it and watch him sweat.


Remember children - once you pull the pin, Mr. grenade is no longer your friend.


I believe the entire IQ of mankind is a constant and the number of human being is constantly increasing.






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